Traffic Shit

These are some of the modified/approved traffic fines and shit! They were sent to me exactly as they are below, I only added my own personal remarks!

	Category	Fine (in EGP)	Additional Remarks	MY REMARKS
1	Parking in no parking zone	30		More parking zones should be provided first! ***
2	Not using the seat belt while driving	50		LOL. okay have no problem there!
3	Using cell phone while driving	50		LOOL
4	Eating, drinking, smoking etc. While driving.	50		***, since when? Masr kolaha betdakhan w heya betsoo2! I say ban smoking in closed areas first (as irrelevant as it sounds!) ***
5	Baby in front seats	50
6	Not making the complete stop at the stop sign	50		***!!! We have stop signs???
7	Driving a car with foreign number plates or driving license	150	Plus 1-4 Week prison or both.
8	Hit and Run	250	Plus 1-3 Month prison or both.
9	Crossing a RED Signal Light	250	Plus 1-3 Month prison or both.	Oh come onnnn! Like we have those working in the proper places!
10	Driving against the traffic in a one way street.	250	Plus 1-3 Month prison or both.
11	Driving under the influence of alcohol	500	Plus 3-6 Month prison or both.
12	Driving without a license	500	Plus 3-6 Month prison or both.
13	Exceeding speed limit with 1-10 km/hr	50		Then maybe they should reconsider the speed limits! 100 km/h on the high way is silly! And 90 on El Da2ery?? No I object!
14	Exceeding speed limit with 10-20 km/hr	100		…Ehem
15	Exceeding speed limit with 20-30 km/hr	150	Plus 1-3 Month prison or both.	…Ehem!
16	Exceeding speed limit with 30-40 km/hr	200	Plus 1-3 Month prison or both.
17	Exceeding speed limit with over 40 km/hr	250	Plus 1-3 Month prison or both.

I say let’s move to Madagascar!

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