Love In The Swamps
Posted May 16, 2008 byCategories: Random, Ranting, Scraps, Uncategorized
Tags: Frogs, Green, Love, Story
So I was online, and someone said to me “2e7keely 7adoota!”
Instead of saying the usual crap, I started telling/improvising a crappy story!
This is exactly how it went, I only edited the spelling mistakes and some of the punctuation!
(haha… a friend of mine should be proud, he always improvised stories upon request)
So here it goes;
Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away, there lived a King Frog and a Queen Frog and their little Prince Frogo. They lived in the magical kingdom of swamps where flies and roaches and other common frogs lived.
One day, Prince Frogo went out for a jump. As he was hopping his way through the swamps, he saw a beautiful common frog. Her name was “Frogella”.
He approached her, and shyly said ” *croak* hello *croak*, I am the Prince *croak*“
Frogella flinched, looked at him with confusion, then said “I know Dumbo, you’re the prince, everyone knows that *croak*. What do you want? *croak*“
Hearing that, all the frogs that were present started laughing “Hahahaaaa *croak croak* Hahahaaa.. the dumb prince is hitting on Frogella using a dumbass pick up line!*croak* hahahaaaa”
The prince was embarrassed; the hot girl-frog mocked him in public and made a laughing stock out of him. Thus, he started to think of revenge…
Prince Frogo went home. He hopped into his royal bed of green leaf, and started thinking of an evil way to get back at Frogella.
As he was thinking and pondering and wondering and scheming, his frog assistant walked in and interrupted.
- *croak croak* Prince Frogo, I am sorry to interrupt your deep thinking *croak croak* But there’s someone here for you. *croak*. A mozza frog, she says her name is Frogella *croak*. Should I let her in? *croak croak croak*
- Frogella??? *croak* umm.. well…. *croak*… umm…. okay give me 5 minutes then show her in *croak*
Prince Frogo was clueless, he couldn’t understand why would she come see him! He hopped out of his leaf-bed and sat on his tiny tree-branch desk. He messed things up a bit, held a writing leaflet, dipped it in green ink, and started scribbling the lyrics from the song “Go to hell bit$h” (a song by the famous frog band “Angry Toads”)
Frogella walked in, found Prince Frogo looking all busy. She croaked to get his attention.
Frogo looked up with disinterest “yes? You need something * croak*?”
Frogella: umm… *croak* I came to apologize for earlier today! My boss was feeding me $hit all day and I was really stressed *croak croak*. I’m sorry if I came out as rude or offensive *croak*. I was actually flattered you came to talk to ME! *croak croak croak - Frogella’s face blushes*
Prince Frogo: (all secretly happy but playing hard to get) hmmmm… okay *croak* apology accepted. Need anything else? *croak croak*.
Frogella: *croak* no (with dismay showing all over her green face) I’m leaving now, excuse me your highness. *croak croak croak croak*
Prince Frogo: Frogella…. wait!! *croak croak croak*. I wanted to talk to you, I tried earlier but…. *croak*… well…. *croak*… I guess what I wanted to say was that… *croak*…. Frogella…. *croak croak*…. umm…. you’re a beautiful frog. Are you free tonight? *croak* say…. Sevenish?? I can come pick you up in my motor leaf. *croak* what do you say?
Frogella: (all flushed and angry) Who the hell do you think you are huh? *croak* you think just cause you’re the prince I’d go out with YOU?? *croak croak* what the hell gave YOU that idea? *croak croak* YOOOU man frogs are all the same. Sorry prince, *croak* NOT interested! *croak croak croak* the nerve you have to just ask me out…. ha, *croak*
(and she stormed out mumbling similar stuff!)
Shocked and dumbstruck, Prince Frogo just stood there unable to react!
He took his time, then hopped over to his green iPod, and sang along with the Angry Toads “go to hell, go to hell, go to hell crazy bit$h, craaaaazyyyyy bit$h go to hellllll”
- The End -
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